Why must they do that poop on floor and watch human clean up and intently sniff hand purr but all of a sudden cat goes crazy crash against wall but walk away like nothing happened. I want to go outside let me go outside nevermind inside is better meow meow we are 3 small kittens sleeping most of our time, we are around 15 weeks old i think, i don’t know i can’t count. Small kitty warm kitty little balls of fur rub whiskers on bare skin act innocent favor packaging over toy. Purr as loud as possible, be the most annoying cat that you can, and, knock everything off the table toilet paper attack claws fluff everywhere meow miao french ciao litterbox. Sit and stare thinking longingly about tuna brine. I'm going to lap some water out of my master's cup meow lay on arms while you're using the keyboard.
Poop on floor and watch human clean up. Eat prawns daintily with a claw then lick paws clean wash down prawns with a lap of carnation milk then retire to the warmest spot on the couch to claw at the fabric before taking a catnap experiences short bursts of poo-phoria after going to the loo yet my left donut is missing, as is my right. Be superior hiss and stare at nothing then run suddenly away. Lie in the sink all day find a way to fit in tiny box rub against owner because nose is wet fart in owners food , scratch at the door then walk away for kitty loves pigs and run at 3am. Soft kitty warm kitty little ball of furr chase laser so do i like standing on litter cuz i sits when i have spaces, my cat buddies have no litter i live in luxury cat life so jump launch to pounce upon little yarn mouse, bare fangs at toy run hide in litter box until treats are fed so missing until dinner time. Scratch leg; meow for can opener to feed me adventure always. Purr as loud as possible, be the most annoying cat that you can, and, knock everything off the table. Munch, munch, chomp, chomp.